4 project managers have different projects with enough work to last a week. Time before their deadlines, 2 days.

Total designers at workplace: One.

Boss: Can you work late?

I'm just asking

My boss calls me into her office.

Boss: We have a new video I need you to put on to the server.

Me: Ok.

Boss: And after that show me how to upload videos to youtube.

Me: Ok....

Boss: Did you put the video on the server yet?

Me: No...You just asked me to...

Boss: I know, I'm just asking.

15=5=2?

Boss: How much time do you need to finish this project?

Me: About 15 minutes.

Boss: Ok, good so 5 minutes?

Me: 15....

Boss: Ok, I'll come back in 2 minutes.

It starts with a call...

Boss: Can you put this video on the server?
She is talking about a large video file and a slow server.

Me: Sure.

She hangs up, before I can even take my hand off the phone it starts ringing again.

Boss: Did you put it there?

Boss: I don’t mind the first picture, but it seems heavily male. Perhaps we should go with the woman.

I get an email from my boss, it says this:
"Want the gradient wider on the left hand Nav or perhaps lighter gradient to make it easier to read."
 I do what she asks and send her the images.

Then I get a call...

Boss: Why didn't you made the gradient wider???

Me: You said wider or lighter in your email...and lighter looked better.

Boss: NO! I SAID DO BOTH, I SAID DO BOTH. IT SAYS TO DO BOTH!

When you call me...

I was uploading a project and get a call from my boss...

Boss: When call me it's done?

Me:....uh...ok?

Boss: Hangs up.

I don't think you're saying what you think you are...

It starts with a call...

Boss: I can't read the file on the server that worker x sent. Can you read it to me?

Me: Ok...where is it?

Boss: Folder y.

Me: Ok I'm here.

Boss: Can you read it to me?

I read her the file name.

Boss: Ok but can you read it to me?

Me:...I read it again.

Boss: Ok but my computer still can't open it. Can you unzip it, did you do it yet?

No I did not do it yet because you JUST asked me.

Boss: Make sure that this text (points to the text on my screen) is the same color as this box.

I change the color of the text to the box.

Boss: NO! What are you doing!?

Me: I changed the color of the text to the box like you asked....

Boss: I didn't ask you to change anything!

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