I had a feeling that my boss forgot the day I'm quitting my job...

Me: Tomorrow is my last day so if there's anything else you need me to show you let me know.

Boss: OH MY GOD! YOUR LAST DAY IS TOMORROW?! JESUS I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

Me: Well...I reminded you earlier in the week...and it was on the resignation letter I gave two weeks ago...

Boss: Yeah but I didn't know that!